Monday, January 10, 2011

Landing the Job

I love getting drunk
because of my fantastic ideas
For instance,
when there is shit in the toilet
why reach for the brush
when you can clean it with your jetting piss?

I love getting drunk
because it prepares me for job interviews
For instance,
if they ask, "how should we clean this company?"
I'll know exactly what to say

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