T's

Hey T Shirt
I'm gonna fold you
incorrectly
You're gonna have a wrinkly front
and a scrunched up back
and you're gonna sit in that drawer
and deal with it
because you're a T Shirt
and I'm a man
who can't fold a T shirt

I Know I Flew but

Death to Spirit
Airlines you piece of shit
company, with your baggage
fees and three hour delays
You delay paradise
You fill the people with bad
nasty thoughts
You've made at least three people cry
You fill intestines with the shit of your costumer service
50 dollar voucher
Go fuck yourself

II.

I'm so hungry
Nothing is complimentary
3 dollar water
3 dollar noodles
1000% markup
10,000% pissed
I'd rather starve than support
your continued existence
Go fuck yourself